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Tell Those Extra Pounds To SCAT!

Thank goodness for folks who are always eager to help us through the holidays. You’ll love these diet suggestions from https://nudgewinkreport.wordpress.com/2015/11/21/tell-those-pesky-extra-pounds-to-scat/.

I recommend you follow the Nudge Wink Report for other delightful ideas, musings, and observations.

 

 

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sirisaacundertheappletree

I’ve spent half my life looking for an effective diet plan that doesn’t require any real willpower, and now the search is over. Introducing…the SCAT plan!

Inspiration came to me just as it did to Sir Isaac Newton: an apple fell on my head. OK, it wasn’t exactly an apple; it was a can of Glade Apple Pie Air Freshener. But that still qualifies as falling-fruit-induced-brilliance in my book.

I was in the air freshener aisle at the Dollar General looking for something to handle the odor situation in the office bathrooms.   Those can be total stink-bomb zones, as anyone who works in an office knows. Looking through the vast assortment of air fresheners it occurred to me that we humans commit an awful lot of shelf space and money to products designed to mask how stinky we are.   None of these products truly eliminates the bad smell, however…

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