If this doesn’t brighten your day, it must be night time. Peg is just too funny, and this one is priceless! Visit her blog and read all of her delightful postings at http://pegoleg.com/2016/01/13/show-the-girl-a-good-time/#comment-58587
I haven’t had a date since the Carter administration, so excuse me if I sound like an old fuddy-duddy when I say: we used to set the bar a bit higher.
My friend Bridget flew into Chicago a couple of weeks ago and we met up for a girl’s weekend in the city. I brought a couple of bottles of wine, but left the good corkscrew at home figuring we could get one from the hotel concierge. Major miscalculation. After waiting an hour for the bellboy and tipping him handsomely, we found ourselves in possession of the kind of cheap corkscrew owned by people who never open wine bottles. Also, apparently, the kind favored by hotels. This is no doubt due to their extensive experience with guests stealing anything that will fit in a suitcase.
I tried to open first one bottle, and then the other. No go. Bridget tried…
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