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SoCS–You’re Cookin’ ? Oh No!


Y’all want something’ to eat?”

“Not if  you’re cookin’.”

You’re complainin’ about my culinary skills?”

Your ‘skills’ were in flames when you attempted to fry a chicken, and it nearly burned the house down.”

“I couldn’t help if grease splattered all over your favorite apron and my cigarette dropped from my mouth at the same time, igniting the picture of the wine bottle that graced the front.”

“But laughing hysterically as you threw my flaming apron over your shoulder and into the bucket of dirty diapers didn’t seem the most appropriate reaction.”

You’re just mad that I could hit that bucket without looking., and jealousy is not flattering on you.”


The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS August 27/16




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