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A Paranoid’s Guide To Summertime Fun

Originally posted on Peg-o-Leg's Ramblings:
Getting my summer on. Portrait by Alfred George Stevens. Ah, summer.  Warm breezes and budding flowers call us outside after a long, cold winter.  I answered that call just the other day.    I strode briskly along and inhaled deeply, filling my lungs with life-giving fresh air…and about 273…