Driving · funny · humor · Nudge Wink Report · Peg-o-leg · reblog

Islands In The Stream

Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
I’m the one leaning out the car window, shaking my fist and shooting death beams from my eyes. Dear Guy Camping Out In the Middle Lane of the Highway, You probably don’t remember me as you seemed totally oblivious to anything around you, but mine was the car stuck…

humor · paranoid · Peg-o-leg · reblog · summer

A Paranoid’s Guide To Summertime Fun

Originally posted on Peg-o-Leg's Ramblings:
Getting my summer on. Portrait by Alfred George Stevens. Ah, summer.  Warm breezes and budding flowers call us outside after a long, cold winter.  I answered that call just the other day.    I strode briskly along and inhaled deeply, filling my lungs with life-giving fresh air…and about 273…

Bathrooms · funny · humor · Peg-o-leg · reblog

Hop Aboard My Roller Coaster

Originally posted on Peg-o-Leg's Ramblings:
It’s time again for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain.  A toilet paper roll-er coaster.  Hang on. Men and women do not see the same world. Men tend to be linear thinkers who concentrate on one job until it is done.  We women multitask so much we’re…