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A Better Way to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Originally posted on Life in the Boomer Lane:
? Valentine’s Day, like most holidays we celebrate, started with pagan people being slapped with strips of goat hide dipped in sacrificial blood.  Because Match.com hadn’t been invented yet, young women, after being slapped, placed their names into a big urn, and bachelors would choose a name…

animals · Christmas · Christmas cards · doglets · Dogs · holidays · humor · Pet

Doglet’s 2015 Christmas Letter

Another holiday season is here and I have much to report about the trials and tribulations of being the alpha female in the house my ‘pet’ maintains. As you may recall from my Christmas message a year ago, I am the senior doglet of my human pet, who has yet to understand her lower position… Continue reading Doglet’s 2015 Christmas Letter

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Doglet’s 2014 Christmas Letter

Chili’s 2014 Christmas letter received a warm welcome from her friends across the country. Hope you enjoy her lamentings from last year. December 2014 Another holiday season is here and I have much to report about the trials and tribulations of being the alpha female in the house my ‘pet’ maintains. As you may recall… Continue reading Doglet’s 2014 Christmas Letter

aging · Christmas · Desserts · eating · food · holidays · Over Eating · Sweets

Tis The Season of Foodie Guilt

It’s over. I’m stuffed. And I’ve locked the self-inflicted sense of guilt in a box hidden in a recesses of my mind only to be unlatched in just a few days. Yes, the unsupervised self-indulgence of holiday eating gets kicked into high gear when I prance into the season’s first open house and partake of… Continue reading Tis The Season of Foodie Guilt

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Tell Those Extra Pounds To SCAT!

Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
I’ve spent half my life looking for an effective diet plan that doesn’t require any real willpower, and now the search is over. Introducing…the SCAT plan! Inspiration came to me just as it did to Sir Isaac Newton: an apple fell on my head. OK, it wasn’t exactly an…

blogging 101 · eating · Fall · family · holidays · humor · Re-blogs · reblogging · Thanksgiving

How thankful are you? Take this quiz!

Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
Well, gobble-gobble and Holy Carcass-Stuffing! Thanksgiving is almost here once again! Time to slap on some roomy sweatpants, mosey on over to the dinner table, grab the nearest shovel, and find out if you are thankful enough!* What is Thanksgiving? A) Thanksgiving is a tradition that began when Pilgrims…