Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
I’m the one leaning out the car window, shaking my fist and shooting death beams from my eyes. Dear Guy Camping Out In the Middle Lane of the Highway, You probably don’t remember me as you seemed totally oblivious to anything around you, but mine was the car stuck…
Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
It’s that time of year again. Halloween is just over a week away and pumpkins everywhere are busy being stabbed, sliced, jabbed, disemboweled, and carved into outdoor decor for your front porch. Where they’ll sit until they rot and the stench becomes so strong it attracts feral cats and winos.…
Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
It ain’t easy to run in heels. Dear Travelocity, It’s over between us. I stopped by your site last week to look at hotels for a possible weekend getaway in Chicago. Now you won’t leave me alone. I got two emails from you just this morning asking about my…
that little voice 