Saturday Smiles

May be corny, but some made me smile and some made me laugh. Reblogged this fromhttps://soulgifts.com.au/2017/10/28/saturday-smiles-36/

soulgifts - Telling Tales

Just because it’s Halloween month

👿 One witch told another witch, “I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker.”

👿 Don’t bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
won’t show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they’re all transparent.

👿 You don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.

👿 Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.

👿 Vampire pick-up line: “What’s your type?”

👿 A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.

MWAHAHAA – there’s more !

🙄  What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!

🙄  What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

“Do you believe in people?”

🙄  What do you get…

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